Knuckle sandwich

 Today I will tell you how to make a Knuckle Sandwich without punching someone.

 INGREDIENTS:bread 2, jelly/jam, penutbutter, fist 1,

1. get 2 pieces of bread 

2. put jelly/jam on one piece of bread with a knife

3.put penutbutter on the other piece of bread

4. put the pieces of bread together with the penutbutter and jelly/jam facing eachother

5. punch the sandwich and twist your fist

Now that your sandwich is made you can eat your sandwich I recommend getting a glass of milk, and getting a book and reading on a hammock, and 

                                                          

                         ENJOY!!!                    

                                                                                                                    

4th of July

 SO ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME and I just realy like to write in color. I hope you don't mind much so its almost the 4th of July!

Calvin & Hobbes

                                SNAKES                                                             By: Keith Grondahl     

                          Slick slithering through the grass

                            Teeth sharp and lightning fast

                                      Dark viper eyes

                                  With poison to last

                        and it started with those dark viper eyes                                                and some poison lightning fast

                                   scales like gems

                            and sounds like violent fems

                                      rattle rattle 

                                  that death rattle

                              and those drippy fangs

                               were poison clangs

                              shes are scared of it

                               hes just toy with it 

                           but listen now boys and girls

                                        When he's in town bow straight down

                                       or else the worst will come

                           Including fangs and poison

                                wonderoursly   FAST!!

COlor EXpiriMENT

The Boogie of the Monkey Dulpicate

Once on a pirate boat there was a fierce potato pirate.  He had a peg leg and he went squish....clump! Squish....clump! Squish....clump! and it went faster and faster squish..clump! squish..clump! squish..clump! until finally squish clump! squish clump! squish clump! and then on the dock he heard a whoosh! and everyone was looking at the captain and he stepped in a puddle and he went and he splashed underwater.  The captain didn't have very good eyes but this time he had very good eyes underwater.  He lifted up his eye patch, and he found an X on the ground underneath in the water.
Then what happened, the anchor fell down and Captain Potato Pirate pulled the anchor, put it down, and he dug and dug and dug because he always had a shovel attached to his belt and so he dug and dug and dug and what happened he heard a "clunk" so he put his stick under there, lifted it up, it floated up, he put the anchor on it and hoisted it up.  It was so heavy that he had to get help to lift it. It was a golden monkey with its hands on its belly. It also had ruby eyes with a marble X on its forehead. so then he heard a "GET THE TREASURE, TAKE THEM CAPTIVE, AND ALWAYS DON'T FORGET TO PLUNDER!!!!!!" It was Captain Willy the Goat, Captain Potato Pirate worst enemy! So Smegle  [he's the smartest one] rubbed the forehead of the Monkey and with a POP and a SWISH he was staring at his own Duplicate! Then he got an Idea so then he started to run around and he rubbed the the tummy and with a POP POP POP and a SWISH SWISH SWISH he had an ARMY!!!   so Smegle said  "ATTACK" and Captain Willy goat ran away                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          THE END!                                                                                                                                                                                  Or Is It?...........

The Mystery Creature

I have a new favorite animal its a ....................CUTTLEFISH, it is the best fish in the world it can change it's color  AND,  change it's texture they live in Europe, Australia, South Africa, and Asia [I think I spelled something wrong]  it's related to squid and octopuses it is the best animal in the.................................



WORLD!!!!

GRAVITY FALLS

my sister was screaming about PEANUTS!!! now my mom is yelling at me cause she wants me to get off and if you have watched GRAVITY  FALLS you know what i am talking about it is 

bill
cypher

INCREDEBLE i might be writing in red for the rest of the time  i will show you the GRAVITY FALLS INTRO now i will show you the BILLIFIDE intro but i will show you a picture

YELLOW MUSH-MUSH (mushroom)

YELLOW MUSH-MUSH

I have not been on my blog for 1 year!!! Beacause I had a lot of home work. And chores I am now 8 and I am in seacond grade. And the yellow mushroom is my log-in picture it is cool.
And its from a 3D versoin of mario. I only know a:
blue,
green
and a red
I didin't know their was a yellow mushroom. And if you know what kizi.com is friend me i am named: KeithTheCool ( keith is not my real name)  so.............................................................................................................................................lets wrap this up is it spelled w-r-a-p or r-a-p okay so byyyyyye





                         THE   END

crowfang ,gort and luke

Once upon a time, there was a dragon named Crowfang who lived in Mt. Comoru. And the dragon's cave was at the top of the mountain. 

And the king named King Whine lived in the nearby castle. The castle was named Tracintree. 

It was a stormy night and Crowfang stole Princess Winsacot and ten princesses were gone! King Whine got so MAD he searched and searched and searched but she was not to be found.

10 years passed and a competition came.  The first people in the competition were Shard and Vaneden. At the end...

Shard lost.

To win, you have to kill the other person, which means Shard is dead...

And then, Crowfang killed Vaneden. Another contestant named Gorthin told Luke and Gort that Vaneden was killed! Gort and Luke eventually killed Crowfang but Luke dide! But Gort got injured! But they lived happily ever after with Princess Winsacot.

The Pokemon Talk-about

After tomorrow I am going to have a sleepover with my grandma.  That is what I'm going to do.  I am going to play with the Darth Vader ship and Storm Troopers.  That is what I'm going to do at my grandma's.  I am going to talk about Pokemon.

There is a guy named Pikachu and he can shoot lightning.

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There is another guy whose name is Zekrom.  He is black and he is so po-wer-ful.

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There is another guy. His name is Kyurem and he is so powerful.

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Even more powerful than Zekrom.  Even more.  More powerful than Pikachu.  Pikachu and Kyurem have a special secret.  The End.

The Wasp and Bee Fight

There was a bee.  He flew through the air.  He came and stung me.  He pulled his stinger out and he flew away.  He went back to the hive and he told the queen bee what happened.  The queen bee told the drones that they should tell the worker bees to feed on the royal jelly because I have to send half of my bees away and I shall go with them too."  They flew away.  There were five bees growing in the hive and one was fed royal jelly but only one knew which one was fed the royal jelly.  The queen was starting to hatch and then she came out and she ate the other four.  She then laid 9,000 eggs, then it was night time.  Five of the eggs were drones.  The drones hatched.  The worker bees were building a new hive.  A bunch of wasps came and they were trying to steal the honey.  The worker bees were saving the hive, and the queen bee was too.  The drones were under attack and the queen bee saw it.  She rushed in and pushed the wasps out of the way.  There were wasps taking honey so the queen bee and some of her worker bees went to save the honey.  The worker bees pushed the honey out of the way.  There were thousands of wasps.  The queen bee didn't know what to do so she told all her scout bees to go see what the wasps were up to.  The scout bees flew and only Henry, a scout bee found what the wasps were up to.  They were feeding their babies.  Lots of wasps came in with honey.  The wasps were going everywhere.  A swarm of bees came.  They were attacking the wasps and they lost.  The end.

The Lego Dream

to day i saw faye's  coins sumthing hapind bubls stare tid to form wut doo you theek hapid?
itwus umazing it wuz cleen.

So, after that, this is just a part about the clean part.  What else happened is Faye is looking at the jar.  This just barely happened.

I want to play with Dalton, but mom didn't let me go there because they were smoking, and she doesn't know them.  So.  What happened is this might not be very cool, but I got my bedroom clean and I got a table for my legos.  A new one.  With all my legos under it. So, what happened is that I was having this dream before I woke up.

This dream was so awesome.  There was this lego guy that was so awesome.  He had giant guns and a giant chest and a really strong chest of armor and nobody could beat him in a fight.  And what happened, he had a giant truck, a monster truck that had arms that were holding TNT and he could throw them so high in the air, and he could throw them all at once just by pressing a button and they could explode.  It could blow up an arena made with so much bedrock that it would explode and destroy half of the grass.  And then what happened is there was this giant army full of girl stuff and boy stuff.  I was the captain of the boys stuff.Faye was the captain of the girl stuff.  We had so much TNT.  That lego guy almost knocked out the entire army of girls.  And then what happened is there was an army full of dragons and we rode on them and then we destroyed the whole entire girl army and in the end we were all beat up.  We had scars, cuts and bruises.  And most of us had blood on our chests.

Me With Dad

to day we are dun with harry potter 3 and iem 6 i used to bee 5.

This day is Friday and we don't have school tomorrow.

Would you like to know about some day that me and dad play together?  Yes, you do? Okay, I'll tell you bout it.

Today me and my dad were walking down the street at night and we had flashlights.  We were pretending that we were ghost hunters and when we shined the light we heard a squeal that made the ghost run away!  Then what happened is that we heard some creaking and we scratched our heads and kept going on our walk.  We did it through the hole neighborhood and me and my dad got so exhausted we went back home so it was an exhausting day.

The End.

Fall and Winter

to day we are gonig to nevrmind, 

talk about some things.  So, today I went to school and when I was done, we went on a walk.  My feet were tired.  Mom said "Come on, let's keep going" and she said it was a really gorgeous ride, I really liked coming back, but I didn't like going because I thought we were just going to get food immediately when they picked me up from school.

We went to In N Out and I also spilled a kombucha so she didn't give me a drink.  I was kind of really upset and when we came home we went outside and Faye talked to Taryn and I was really bored.  Bored, bored bored.  Me and Faye jumped on the trampoline and Mom wanted to read Harry Potter but Faye lost the book and I was so mad because we were in the middle of the book, and I said to Grandma, and I was really angry still.

Fear Day

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to day i wit to school  win i wuz done we wocht ikubod 

and ate donuts.  I got the gross one.  It was flavored like chocolate and vanilla mixed together and it had strawberry twirled in it.  Yuck.

We went to Calvin's house and we got home and we ate pizza, but no Mine Craft tonight.  Dad said.  I was really ignored.  Now, I guess we are just going to go to bed and then school comes up again tomorrow.

The end.

The Sword of Ice

me and mi dad woke up and we made pancakes. and bacin and eggs win we were done we  were going to
play mnie craft but mom sed win ur dun go and woh confrins.

Then when conference was done, we were going to play mine craft and then we were going to just play some games and me and my dad would go and get batman legos two.  Then before night we would have a great feast and then we would be all done with today but I figured I kind of liked today so this is the end.  We were going to play a game and then we would play tomorrow and we are going to play laser tag.

next chaptr3 floting stars. 


The big writing that is in italics was written by Keith with no help.  The smaller regular type font is when his mom typed for him, writing what he dictated.

The Magic Trampoline And The Enchanted Splash Pad

This is the first start of my blog and these are my photos of me and my sister.  We have been playing a lot together, and I want to show you, but I will share a few words before I begin.

Rule number 1: Me and Faye play together every day and I think we will do the mud time.

Me and Faye were playing in the mud.  I didn't want to get dirty, but Faye kept splashing mud on me.  And now I will show it.

Rule number 51: Um, we are just going to skip to the part and show you the pictures.

Okay.  Beginning.  Me and Faye, Chapter 1.

Me and Faye were playing around and the trampoline was being fixed.  Me and Faye were playing a lot more than helping.  We were considered bored.  Then on the next day, it took nine or two days.  Wait, no no no, it was ten.  Wait.  Oh, okay, okay, so it is um, um, uh, oh.  Um, it was fixed and me and Faye were jumping a lot.  It was kind of fun the first time.  It was a lot of fun.  It was when Faye was 2 and I was 4.

Me and Faye were just jumping.  We like to jump a lot, we just don't know why.  I am starting to have a headache, I don't know why.  I love the days when I just relax and watch TV.  So what happened is that we just kept jumping and we got really bored when we were jumping slow.

So me and mom and Faye went to the Pioneer Park once.  They rearranged it a little bit.  They have a splash pad and it is really fun.  They have this part in the back that has water that shoots out, and I got a little bit on my mom.  Then what happened is we played for an hour there and I didn't get the water shot thing on me.  Once it shot at Faye, but it didn't get me.  There is another splash pad that has a slide.  It was more fun.

The end.