The Boogie of the Monkey Dulpicate

Once on a pirate boat there was a fierce potato pirate.  He had a peg leg and he went squish....clump! Squish....clump! Squish....clump! and it went faster and faster squish..clump! squish..clump! squish..clump! until finally squish clump! squish clump! squish clump! and then on the dock he heard a whoosh! and everyone was looking at the captain and he stepped in a puddle and he went and he splashed underwater.  The captain didn't have very good eyes but this time he had very good eyes underwater.  He lifted up his eye patch, and he found an X on the ground underneath in the water.
Then what happened, the anchor fell down and Captain Potato Pirate pulled the anchor, put it down, and he dug and dug and dug because he always had a shovel attached to his belt and so he dug and dug and dug and what happened he heard a "clunk" so he put his stick under there, lifted it up, it floated up, he put the anchor on it and hoisted it up.  It was so heavy that he had to get help to lift it. It was a golden monkey with its hands on its belly. It also had ruby eyes with a marble X on its forehead. so then he heard a "GET THE TREASURE, TAKE THEM CAPTIVE, AND ALWAYS DON'T FORGET TO PLUNDER!!!!!!" It was Captain Willy the Goat, Captain Potato Pirate worst enemy! So Smegle  [he's the smartest one] rubbed the forehead of the Monkey and with a POP and a SWISH he was staring at his own Duplicate! Then he got an Idea so then he started to run around and he rubbed the the tummy and with a POP POP POP and a SWISH SWISH SWISH he had an ARMY!!!   so Smegle said  "ATTACK" and Captain Willy goat ran away                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          THE END!                                                                                                                                                                                  Or Is It?...........