Knuckle sandwich

 Today I will tell you how to make a Knuckle Sandwich without punching someone.

 INGREDIENTS:bread 2, jelly/jam, penutbutter, fist 1,

1. get 2 pieces of bread 

2. put jelly/jam on one piece of bread with a knife

3.put penutbutter on the other piece of bread

4. put the pieces of bread together with the penutbutter and jelly/jam facing eachother

5. punch the sandwich and twist your fist

Now that your sandwich is made you can eat your sandwich I recommend getting a glass of milk, and getting a book and reading on a hammock, and 

                                                          

                         ENJOY!!!                    

                                                                                                                    

4th of July

 SO ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME and I just realy like to write in color. I hope you don't mind much so its almost the 4th of July!

Calvin & Hobbes

                                SNAKES                                                             By: Keith Grondahl     

                          Slick slithering through the grass

                            Teeth sharp and lightning fast

                                      Dark viper eyes

                                  With poison to last

                        and it started with those dark viper eyes                                                and some poison lightning fast

                                   scales like gems

                            and sounds like violent fems

                                      rattle rattle 

                                  that death rattle

                              and those drippy fangs

                               were poison clangs

                              shes are scared of it

                               hes just toy with it 

                           but listen now boys and girls

                                        When he's in town bow straight down

                                       or else the worst will come

                           Including fangs and poison

                                wonderoursly   FAST!!

COlor EXpiriMENT

The Boogie of the Monkey Dulpicate

Once on a pirate boat there was a fierce potato pirate.  He had a peg leg and he went squish....clump! Squish....clump! Squish....clump! and it went faster and faster squish..clump! squish..clump! squish..clump! until finally squish clump! squish clump! squish clump! and then on the dock he heard a whoosh! and everyone was looking at the captain and he stepped in a puddle and he went and he splashed underwater.  The captain didn't have very good eyes but this time he had very good eyes underwater.  He lifted up his eye patch, and he found an X on the ground underneath in the water.
Then what happened, the anchor fell down and Captain Potato Pirate pulled the anchor, put it down, and he dug and dug and dug because he always had a shovel attached to his belt and so he dug and dug and dug and what happened he heard a "clunk" so he put his stick under there, lifted it up, it floated up, he put the anchor on it and hoisted it up.  It was so heavy that he had to get help to lift it. It was a golden monkey with its hands on its belly. It also had ruby eyes with a marble X on its forehead. so then he heard a "GET THE TREASURE, TAKE THEM CAPTIVE, AND ALWAYS DON'T FORGET TO PLUNDER!!!!!!" It was Captain Willy the Goat, Captain Potato Pirate worst enemy! So Smegle  [he's the smartest one] rubbed the forehead of the Monkey and with a POP and a SWISH he was staring at his own Duplicate! Then he got an Idea so then he started to run around and he rubbed the the tummy and with a POP POP POP and a SWISH SWISH SWISH he had an ARMY!!!   so Smegle said  "ATTACK" and Captain Willy goat ran away                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          THE END!                                                                                                                                                                                  Or Is It?...........

The Mystery Creature

I have a new favorite animal its a ....................CUTTLEFISH, it is the best fish in the world it can change it's color  AND,  change it's texture they live in Europe, Australia, South Africa, and Asia [I think I spelled something wrong]  it's related to squid and octopuses it is the best animal in the.................................



WORLD!!!!

GRAVITY FALLS

my sister was screaming about PEANUTS!!! now my mom is yelling at me cause she wants me to get off and if you have watched GRAVITY  FALLS you know what i am talking about it is 

bill
cypher

INCREDEBLE i might be writing in red for the rest of the time  i will show you the GRAVITY FALLS INTRO now i will show you the BILLIFIDE intro but i will show you a picture